You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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