Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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