Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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