Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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