Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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