We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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