Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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