I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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