To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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