I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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