My nipple is on Facebook.
just tell him i said nine months
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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