Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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