bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This is my gift to your gina
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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