it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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