There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
