end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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