I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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