i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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