somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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