Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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