I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
In America we eat man semen.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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