Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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