Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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