Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK