I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
