come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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