Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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