I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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