I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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