I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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