Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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