What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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