So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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