the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i've created a new STD.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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