You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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