I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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