He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I wear drunk well.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
