happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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