If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The air was thick with penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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