your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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