The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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