If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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