okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.