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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit

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• (631): View more from New York

  It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...

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