Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life

(501): View more from Arkansas

3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.

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(520): View more from Arizona

But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".

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(714): View more from California

Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.

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(585): View more from New York

I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.

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(801): View more from Utah

You grabbed my dick don't call me son

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