I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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