Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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