Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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