i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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