I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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