You're my little dorito
Just cropdusted the office
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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