ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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