Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I need to calm my uterus...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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