People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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