shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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